Guns N' Roses' 'Chinese Democracy' Tour By the Numbers

 

Guns n' Roses ' first tour supporting Chinese Democracy technically started in 2001. The album didn't actually come out until 2008, however, and Axl Rose and his latest lineup — which of course features no other original members — didn't make their way to American arenas until October 2011. The bloated, three-hour show isn't without its flaws, but it's also thoroughly entertaining. There's plenty of pyro. Axl still has a slouchy guitarist with a limp cigarette dangling from his lips (DJ Ashba). Rose energetically sprints across the stage and nails all the high notes. But a full third of the set is comprised of songs by artists other than Guns N' Roses. And Rose does do a lot of mysterious vanishing. Here's how last night's show at New Jersey's Izod Center breaks down:
Time opening band Asking Alexandria shouted, "Guns N' Roses up next!": 9:55 p.m.
Time Guns N' Roses took the stage: 11:00 p.m.
Time until first explosion of pyro: 2 minutes
Time Guns N' Roses took their final (of four!) bows: 1:52 a.m.
First time Axl Rose trotted into the curtained-off area at the rear of the stage: 11:05 p.m.
Number of such trips offstage: 29
Longest amount of time Axl was onstage without interruption: 11 minutes (from 12:41 a.m. to 12:52 a.m., during which time Rose riffed on Elton John on a grand piano, then played "November Rain")
Number of guitarists who split up Slash's epic "November Rain" solo: 3
Number of songs on set list: 31
Number of the Who songs on set list: 2 ("My Generation" sung by bassist Tommy Stinson, "Baba O'Riley" performed by pianist Dizzy Reed)
Number of Chinese Democracy songs on set list: Too many. Oh, but a real number? 7
Number of Appetite for Destruction songs on set list: 7
Number of GN'R Lies songs on set list: 1 ("Patience")
Number of guys spotted in the crowd dressed up like Slash: 1 brave soul
Number of guys spotted in crowd who looked exactly like Kid Rock: 1. Eerie.
Number of times Axl spoke to the crowd: 9, including the gem, "It's nice to be back here. I had my doubts too if I'd make it."
Number of bizarre backing videos featuring women in bikinis: 1, during "Rocket Queen," and it was weird.
Number of Axl Rose wardrobe changes: Many. All involving different permutations of hat/bandanna/sunglasses/leather jacket, with the exception of one brief appearance in a longer topcoat.
Estimated fullness of arena by the time the show ended: 45 percent
Number of times Rose threw his mic stand: 5
Time the venue stopped selling beer: Too early.